Sunday, September 03, 2006

War on Terror?

Newt Gingrich, in a recent newspaper interview, expounded on what he perceives as the continuance of a near third world war. Whether or not you agree with Newt on the seriousness of the conflict, I happen to completely agree, it is important to note that when talking about the war on terror, or a third world war, one has to argue whether we have the guts to A.) Fight the way we need to, B.) Have the wherewithal to actually win.

Let me start by saying that my statements are in no way directed towards our military. They are the one bright spot. My comments are directed, however, towards the American people. While common sense has been gone for awhile, we have always had the guts to stand up against evil. Now, however, the media decides how we think, and those bastards are lilly-livered, anti-American, socialists, who wouldn’t know how to fight, let alone win, a war on “that bad smell in the bathroom” not to mention a war on terrorism. So, while the MSM is busy calling their undocumented maids to deal with that egregious odor, let us delve in to how much damage they are doing with their own “strategy” in the War on Terror.

Strategy A.- Make everyone who is fighting the war on terror look like baboons in one way or another. Whether it is our military, the IDF(Sons of Liberty blog has a wonderful entry on what the MSM has done to make the IDF look like such.), the President, anyone with Republican associated with them, or other people in the MSM who are actually doing journalism. This war is a bad war and anyone who fights it is bad.

Strategy B.- Make the enemy appear like Joe in Iowa, Ohio, or Idaho (Face it, there isn’t much difference in the three to a reporter). Let us take this moment to look at Hezballah. (1. The most research that any reporter did is on how to spell it. 2. A Captain in the IDF spells it this way, so I am with him.) According to CNN and others, Club “Hez” is composed of a bunch of wonderful people who were democratically elected and are bringing humanitarian aid to Lebanon through hospitals and schools. What’s that? A rocket launcher on the roof and a military bunker underneath? Must be for defensive purposes. They are protecting the people and helping them, how neat!

Strategy C.- Only hang out with “cool” people. If they are American they can only be cool if they say certain phrases like, “long live Castro,” “long live President Gore,” or, my favorite, “why aren’t we still in Afghanistan?” If they are not American and here illegally, they are automatically cool. If they are not American and here legally, they work too hard to be cool.

Being that this is the state of the MSM, one can only imagine why in the world people like Joe from Iowa, Joe from Ohio, Joe from Idaho, and Kofi Anan, who get their news from the MSM, hate the war on terror and are already trying to give it a new name. “Oops,” “The recent unpleasantness,” and “The conflict in which we briefly forgot that getting along with each other is better than blowing people up.” Are among the top three. MAY GOD HELP US ALL!

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